zeldathemes
b r e a t h e
I know these will all be stories someday. And our pictures will turn into old photographs. We'll all become somebody's mom or dad. But right now, these are not stories. This is happening... And in this moment, I swear, we are infinite.
pregnat4:


someone from 1997 wished me good luck. it’s like someone from so many years back knows your struggles and i just, i think i’m gonna cry

One time I wrote on a dollar bill that I was Obama

pregnat4:

someone from 1997 wished me good luck. it’s like someone from so many years back knows your struggles and i just, i think i’m gonna cry

One time I wrote on a dollar bill that I was Obama

spankmehardbarry:

that boy u called white??? ya he’s 10% cherokee on his mom’s cousin’s side of the family. think before u speak.

swagbat:

think i just found my new life motto

swagbat:

think i just found my new life motto

jpgay:

the only people who call me cute live 7000 miles away

Drugs become addictive the day you decide to use it to fill the gaps in your heart instead of using it for short entertainment.
afacebehindacamera:

This is a ‘where are you visting from?’ board at a local restaurant

afacebehindacamera:

This is a ‘where are you visting from?’ board at a local restaurant

aupheling:

skinnysanity:

The horrifying moment when you look around for an adult and realize you are one.

outlast-the-outkast:

Dope as hell

outlast-the-outkast:

Dope as hell

ameliahidesthetardis:

Screw that

ameliahidesthetardis:

Screw that

iapollogise:

I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.

untilyourbreathingst0ps:

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.

fantasticalbicycle:

Out of context this looks like it’s from some progressive gay show, but in reality she’s literally trying to stop him from killing two babies and trapping their souls in a haunted house

kittypeaches:

"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are

superrobel:

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."
- Josh Billings 

superrobel:

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."

- Josh Billings 


alecstasy:

my anonymous friend sent me this and i thought this was really beautiful

alecstasy:

my anonymous friend sent me this and i thought this was really beautiful